Today I am the personification of blue balls of the soul. I don't know what I want. Can't sit still. Keep wandering from room to room and picking shit up and moving it around. I don't want company but I'm not even getting along with my self. I'm totally annoyed by everything.
Seriously if the cat looks at me like that again I'm punching it in the face. Ya you heard me! I will SO throw downwith PETA just for shits and giggles. Where the hell did I stash those baby seals...
Ok, not really. You get that I'm not going to punch the cat I hope. Well, I guess if you don't you have found the right blog to get your panties in bunch, if a righteous snit is what you're looking for. Satisfying as it would be right now to duct tape the yowly one's mouth I wont. I am going to PETA hell already for using the incisors I was given by evolution for tearing flesh for sustenance, I'm not pushing my luck on kittens and baby seals. Teenage seals are way more delicious.
HA! K, I'm done now. I know I will way too lazy tomorrow to sit down and seriously defend myself and talk about my real and quite boring, beliefs about animal rights. RIGHT TO BE DELICIOUS!!! oh God I can't stop!
I'm going to go settle down for a bit and see if I can't come back later and act right.
I'm not making any promises.
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