Don't Give a Damn About My Bad Reputation

Don't Give a Damn About My Bad Reputation

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Where the Hell Was I?

I was right here. Just not blogging until I got my head screwed back on all wonky like I like it.

So yes, I am well aware it has been since May that I last posted. I was in a tizzy of why the hell am I surrounded by duck faced whores and what do you mean I have to go back to work at a call center. In case you were wondering I did go back and it was horrible. The duck faced whores are still all over but I have adjusted to them and learnt to have fun with it.

I had one wickedly horrible day in the second week back at work when a doctor made me cry. I was having difficulty with my son`s tutor and my daughter was being completely snakey. Rumor has it the Christian and the Hippie complained I was bringing them down instead of talking to me directly. How very Christian & Hippie like of them. 

I wrote my letter of resignation.

I tried to give proper because I needed the next couple paychecks. I was fired. Thanks dudes! Jesus & Jerry Garcia must be so proud. Strangely it was one of the most hallucinogenically happy moments of my life. All the sickening feelings I had since being called back were gone, this was it, good bye worst period of my life, 15 years of call center bull shit over just like that. It was terrifying to lose control but absofuckinglutely thrilling at the same time.

Anyway, three months later and not a single government check or child support, (thanks baby daddy & mostrecentnewbabymama, you guys are awesome!) I am still here, still taking my daily dose of fukitol and the kids are happy, healthy and gearing up for possibly the best school year yet. I hate to use such a cheesy word but the two of them blossomed  during a school year with me home for them.

Being home and being poor is probably the best choice I could have made, even if the choice wasn't actually mine. Nothing makes me thrive like spite. If my living well burns someone's ass then the happier I am. I'll show you assholes (shakes fist) is my motivational mantra. Not the most positive but it works. 

From here on I am going to be posting a lot about the past few months and what I am doing to keep the bills paid, kids happy and drinks flowing. I am glad to be back with some great projects to keep us all entertained over the coming months. Hopefully we will all get to ring in the New Year (or apocalypse) stronger, happier and healthier than ever. MWAH!






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