Mrs. God can get a bit controlling about it. She is the original Party Mama for sure. The Seraphim, her go-tos when she is planning an event, have dubbed her the Holy Terror. More than once a they have been found huddled behind staging taking snaps of schnapps out of #4's hip flask.
Heaven doesn't go in for the pastel egg laying chocolate bunny deal on a large scale. Here's the thing about Heaven, do what you feel like at home, hunt for all the eggs you want, in public, we follow tradition.
Look it up if you must the eggs and bunnies (hares more accurately) have nothing to do with the Resurection. It would be easy to just go with it and have a ready made, beloved tried and true party theme but no. Mrs. is having none of it. There must be something new every year. Thousands of birthdays later this is no easy task.
This year if she can secure a caravan of camels and get them past God, she is all set. If not, back to the drawing board.
Jesus wanted to have Dead Guy's Blues Band play some tunes and have a zombie walk through downtown Heaven but the look on Mary of N & Mrs God's face was enough to make him shut up. Right quick.
Jesus gets a huge kick out of his Other birthday. No one else gets two! He has been pushing for a zombie theme for about 1500 years now. Roughly when he 1st heard about them, and was all like "Hey I'm zombie Jesus.. ggrrwwwaallllll braaaiiiins... I mean souls dude yeah grrrwwwaaalll giiiivee meee your soooullllssss nom nom nom
Michael and Veronica were there with chair cover samples and overheard the whole thing. Said Jesus actually had the chutzpah to mention zombie pole dancers. He thought the Arch Angels could do it. Their wings would look "sick all flapping around like that". Veronica had to run out to pee when she saw Michael almost die on the spot, she was laughing so hard into her veil.
"No way am I hitting the pole Man. I don't care who's birthday it is, no way. I'm no martyr. Just no." was all Michael had to say about the matter.
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