Job Posting

Blue Balls of the Soul Inc. Job Posting

Job Title:		Boyfriend		Job Category:			Service & Labor (non-profit)
Department/Group:		Department of Entertainment & Household Chores		Job Code/ Req#:			BF4N0W
Location:		Lovely Saint John NB		Travel Required:			Maybe, depends where you are now, what you consider travel & where I want to go.
Level/Salary Range:		Unpaid		Position Type:			Intern
HR Contact:		The committee will contact you		Date posted:			June 26, 2011
Will Train Applicant(s):		Training will be determined based on potential		Posting Expires:			Without notice
External posting URL:		www.blueballsofthesoul.com
Internal posting URL:
Applications Accepted By:
E-mail: thegirlwithblueballs@gmail.com Subject Line: I want you to want me			Failure to comply with submission instructions will result in immediate rejection.
Job Description
Role and Responsibilities The following is a partial list of duties and related tasks you will be expected to perform should you be hired for the position. The more of these that you can do without being asked the more likely you will be hired on permanently after the internship. Permanent positions are also unpaid. ·         Mix drinks, carry heavy things, open car doors & hold my purse ·         Fix stuff & help paint in a charming and funny way like in movie montages of happy couples doing renos ·         Give my girlfriends non creepy compliments, help them move & pick us up from the bar. ·         Find common ground with my guy friends, buy some rounds and suck it up they were here before you. ·         Shamelessly suck up to my family. It will be a first and they will think it’s hilarious. ·         Don’t bug my kids. They will let you know if they give a shit you exist. ·         Support crazy schemes, random adventures, bizarre projects and public shenanigans. ·         Know when I am sick of you for now and it is time to go home before I do and leave. Qualifications and Education Requirements & Preferred Skills Candidates must be literate, have a grasp of how the world works and the goings on in it. If most news is gathered from the Daily Show, that is fine. Working knowledge of household and female plumbing is a must. Additional Notes All applications will go through a rigorous evaluation/mocking. Only those candidates moving on to the 2nd round of the interview process will be friended on Facebook.
Reviewed By:	Spell check				Date:	June 26, 2011
Approved By:	The Central Scrutinizer				Date:	June 26, 2011
Last Updated By:	Typing stuff in boxes				Date/Time:	June 26, 2011